Hey sports fans! Do you have too much disposable income and no qualms about venereal disease? Then hurry up and bid now to spend Halloween with Dennis Rodman at Scores Las Vegas!!!
Brought to you by the geniuses at Prince Marketing Group — those fellows are a bit infamous around the blogosphere — $7500 (or the highest bid) will get you and two friends dinner with a formerly great rebounder, plus VIP treatment at one of the better strip clubs in Vegas. I have to wonder just how much that VIP treatment covers. Like, if I'm rolling with Rodman, is he going to be shelling out for my lap dances? Because those bottles of Veuve don't pay for themselves, and an hour in the champagne room — where time passes extremely quickly, I should note — can easily run $1000 or more. And do I have to chip in for the cocaine, or is that part of the package?
Presently there are zero bids for this item.
Oh, but it's for charity: all proceeds will be donated to the Asthmatic League. So c'mon: for just $2500 a person, you can do some blow off a stripper's ass and get the satisfaction of getting little Johnny a new inhaler. Please, think of the children.