09.28.06 Tiger Woods: Still Good at Golf

So even though Tiger Woods merely had a winning record in match play at the Ryder Cup, apparently he hasn't forgotten how to play golf: Eldrick took the lead in the America Express Championship with an 8-under 63 today.

Of course, my favorite thing about Tiger Woods news is Elin Nordegren. That's her with Luke Donald's girlfriend Diane Antonopoulos. I don't know what's up with the bird that's roosting in Diane's hair, but I do know that she went to Northwestern, where she met Mr. I Have Two First Names. She was in Kappa Kappa Gamma there, which is the sorority for girls who are hot (by Northwestern standards), rich, and bitchy. That's only the stereotype, of course. Diane looks quite nice. Great name, too: Antonopoulos. Really rolls off the tongue. I prefer to think of her as a Greek shipping heiress rather than a sorority girl. And I prefer to think of us together on her yacht, sharing quiet moments in the fluffy California king bed below deck, naked under the covers save the tropical bird trapped in her hair. Don't worry, baby, I'll get it out.