The New Orleans Saints appear to be an actually good team, defeating Atlanta last night by the score of 23-3. The Team That Archie Manning Didn't Build is now 3-0, having opened the season with two road wins and a nationally televised domination of what everybody thought was a dominant Falcons team. The Saints have now matched the win total from last season that earned them Reggie Bush. That shit is bananas, my friends. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

I'm not sure how to handle this. The Saints have been bad my entire life and their entire history. If they're good it might turn my world upside-down. Like that time a doctor told me drinking was bad for me. That was a scary couple of minutes until I figured out he was a quack. If it's so bad why does it make the pain stop? Riddle me that, Frances Willard.

Hypothetical question of the day: if you lost everything you had because a hurricane ravaged and flooded your city while the government sat on its thumbs, would a playoff-contending football team a year later make up for it? It's a tough one. Like, do I mean everything everything? Does that include my computer? Because nothing is worth losing this porn collection.