09.18.06 The Hurricanes Were Better When They Were Doing Cocaine
The Miami Hurricanes sucked balls on Saturday, getting stomped 31-7 by Louisville. And believe me, I was just as shocked as you to learn that Louisville has a football team. So I guess it's back to what the 'Canes do best: blow rails, demean women, and post bail.
Meanwhile the Cardinals can go back to drinking bourbon and eyeing their attractive cousins.
Also, I checked the Miami roster, and I didn't see this mysterious T. Bag anywhere. Weird, huh? He must have been cut after the loss.
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