09.21.06 Terrell Owens Might Not Miss A Game

Coach Bill Parcells told reporters that Terrell Owens might return in time for the Cowboys' next game, October 1st against the Titans, just 13 days after T.O. had surgery on his broken metacarpal.

Even T.O.'s mom probably thinks T.O. is a dick, but this is still impressive. Between this and coming back from a broken ankle to play in the Super Bowl, you have to wonder how a sore hamstring kept him out of so much of training camp. He has healing powers like Wolverine. Maybe if he had retractable adamantine claws I wouldn't hate him so much.

Also: Michael Irvin wants his coat back. God that thing is atrocious. If Shannon Sharpe could speak English, even he would say that jacket is ugly.

BY: Matt | TAGS: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS..., NFL

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