Let's get something out of the way: Joey Porter is a very good linebacker. But he's not crazy, he's not too intense for his own good, and he's not some kind of evil genius who knows how to get inside opponents' heads. He's just an asshole with modest developmental disabilities. How he's only ever been shot once is beyond my comprehension. If you did a trust fall with him he'd use it as an opportunity to punch you in the kidney. What a dick.

Yes, I'll be rooting for the Jaguars. How'd you guess?