09.18.06 Maurice Clarett is Going to Jail
It's a sad day when you realize that football players aren't always above the law. Maurice Clarett will be in jail for at least the next three and half years, all for a little aggravated robbery and possession of AK-47s and whatnot. I guess somebody else is gonna have to step up and represent Ohio as the state most chock-full of idiots, or else Florida will swoop in and steal the crown.
And if you cheer for Ohio State and you're wondering, "I wonder if God is punishing us for always saying THE Ohio State University instead of just Ohio State," the answer is yes. Yes, He is.
Robbery and assault rifles. I didn't even realize that stuff was against the law. Thank God strangling hobos is still legal.
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