09.18.06 Kevin Harvick Has Large Testicles

Kevin Harvick won in New Hampshire on Sunday to take an early lead in the Chase for the Cup. He grabbed the lead 37 laps into the race by splitting two cars in a daring three-wide pass. Even Evel Knievel thinks that's a crazy move. At least that's what somebody with a Southern accent told me. Me, I don't drive. I hired that Millington chap for a reason. I'd look pretty silly driving my own Rolls Royce.

Do you think Harvick even likes Reese's Pieces? Even if they gave me a million dollars, I'd be like, "Okay, I'll wear the orange and yellow jump suit, but I draw the line at the hat." Because my integrity can't be bought.

BY: Matt | TAGS: KEVIN HARVICK, NASCAR

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