This is Edinburgh, Scotland’s very own Stuart Crout, who does his best work under the name “The Kazookaylele Kid,” a name derived from the fascinating instrument of the same name that he built from a kazoo, a ukulele, and a baby piano. And here’s Crout performing his signature interpretation of Europe’s “The Final Countdown.” If this rendition doesn’t make your brain explode, visit his website and YouTube channel.

Thanks for hanging with this week. Again, Weekend Picks tomorrow morning. Late.

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1. Megan Fox. Oh, Megan. Just remember that we never cared about your acting ability. Just your bangin’ hot bod. Thanks, @flubby.

2. Drugs. Nobody every pitched a no-hitter on milk.

3. Topless guy getting punched by another, angrier topless guy. I don’t know how this game works, but I’m pretty sure the chubby guy lost.

4. New Mexico women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert. Not really into the rough stuff, apparently. Sigh.

5. The Terrifying Stylings Of Al Roker. This is the first time I realized that Al Roker was actually black. Black and round. I can get away with that; I have a lot of round friends.

6. The NFL Arrest and Citation Database. Arrests and citations are our bidness. And BIDNESS. IS. OOODD.

7. Due Process. Even if some jagoff cop arrests you for something you did in a photo on Facebook, go to trial. Don’t let the state walk on you and let them pass off dicking around online as “police work.”

8. Friday Night Chick Fights. It’s the sexier side of MMA.

9. Stefanie Spielman. Rest in peace, homegirl.

10. UGA VII. Screw you. You’re just a dog.

This is Aimee Mullins, who has done everything from working at the Pentagon while studying at Georgetown to modeling in London to working as an actor in film. I guess we’re calling them actors now. But anyway, you’re going to feel like an even lazier bastard when I tell you that Aimee has done all of these things with prosthetic legs.

Mullins was born with missing fibulae and had to endure double amputation just below the knee when she was just a year old. But that never stopped her from running track at Georgetown. Or from being a smoking hot piece of tail. And her carbon fiber legs that she uses to run? They cost over $15,000 a pop. That’s 15 large for each leg. That’s a couple of Toyotas. And you thought that necklace you were buying for your girlfriend for Christmas was pricey. Panda.

Allen Iverson, often cited as Exhibit A of “What’s Wrong With The NBA” by white people everywhere, thought he was too good to sit the bench for the Memphis Grizzlies. Apparently, he was wrong. The New York Knicks, sitting with a 2-9 record, decided that Iverson didn’t offer anything to help their club.

Iverson was waived by the Memphis Grizzlies on Tuesday and became a free agent Thursday night. Walsh said Friday he wasn’t interested because Iverson would take time away from the young players the Knicks are trying to develop. –SI.com.

Some people have said that Iverson has a lot of leadership to offer a young team. Really? This is a guy that wants to take 30 shots a game and show up 30 minutes before tip. Iverson was one of the greatest of his day, but he never exuded leadership. There are mumblings that Iverson should sit the bench in Cleveland behind Shaq and LeBron, which would be great–in a game of NBA Jam.

As Buffalo Bills interim coach Perry Fewell gets his commandments in order, the search for the next poor bastard head man is on, and one of the names being tossed about is that of Montreal Alouettes head coach Marc Trestman. Yep, the Bills are looking at the CFL for potentially picking their next head coach.

Trestman, 53 - who has served on past NFL coaching staffs for the Cleveland Browns, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Oakland Raiders, Arizona Cardinals, Minnesota Vikings, Detroit Lions and Miami Dolphins - led Montreal to the Grey Cup final in his rookie CFL season a year ago. –Globe and Mail.

Trestman also lead the Als to a CFL-best 15-3 record this season; they’ll play in their conference final on Sunday. But even if Trestman was considering the job, there’s no guarantee that Montreal would let him go. Montreal GM Jim Popp told The Canadian Press, “[B]ottom line, he’s under contract to our team.” Oh well, there’s always af2.

Iraqi prisoners in an American military camp are having a bit of fun with the soldiers running the joint. That’s because those soldiers are actually from the Wisconsin National Guard, and therefore diehard Packers fans.

“They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

“One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

Even if it is just good-natured bit of prisoner-to-guy-holding-a-machine-gun ribbing, it’s nothing that a quick car battery to the testicles won’t fix. I can just see Aaron Rodgers now, standing over a pile of naked bodies, smoking a cigarette while pointing the double six-shooters. Actually, I was talking about the Packers’ season. But I like the way you’re thinking. –620 WTMJ, via KSK.